Here’s a little story for you. 

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Three years ago a smelly man came in to my shop, and I thought “oh classic, another mentalist.” And he was mental but he also said…

Man: Think of the most important person in the world to you.
Me: Why?
Man: You’ll see.

I oblige, he writes something on a piece of paper and then he blabs on about how God wants to save my soul for a while. Then just before he left he said…

Man: Oh yeah, take this. 

He hands me the crumpled piece of my paper WITH MY GIRLFRIEND’S NAME WRITTEN ON IT :-O … And then he skanked me for £2. But STILL. 
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