The view from my shop…

Standard

Tourist: Which way to the Piccadilly Theatre?

Me: *Pointing at the donut shop* It’s just behind the donut shop here.

Tourist: *Peering over* Oh. How do I get there then?

Me: Split leap? Sausage roll? Walk…? 
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