Don’t be dense. 

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Customer: Got any tickets for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Me: Yeah, upper circle at £22 or stalls at £42. 
C: What’s this for now?
Me: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
C: How about Thriller?
Me: Got some stalls at £42.
C: What’s that for?
Me: Thriller.
C: How about Mamma Mia?
Me: Stalls, £50.
C: What’s that for?
Me: What did you ask me for?
C: Mamma Mia.
Me: Well that should be your first clue then, Sherlock. 
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