Brassed off

Standard

Customer: You got stars in here?
Me: Stars?
C: No. Saxophone.
Me: Saxophone?
C: Yeah.
Me: Do I have saxophones in here, that’s your question?
C: Yes.
Me: No I don’t.
C: What? You don’t sell saxophones?
Me: No.
C: What do you sell then?
Me: You mean, what could I possibly be selling other than large woodwind instruments of which you can currently see none on display? I sell theatre tickets buddy.

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