God speed, intrepid explorer.

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Customer: Sorry tell me again, where did you say the theatre was?
Me: Haymarket Street, second turning on the left.
C: *Big exhalation of air, completely thrown for six, looks at me intently* Do you think I’ll find it?
Me: Honestly? I just don’t know. What with the theatre being a whole 3 minute’s walk away and Google Maps existing. But I wish you luck and fare thee well.

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