A boy and his female friend debating what show to see. The girl keeps saying, “well it’s your day, Jake, you get to decide what we see!” So after much deliberation…
Jake: OK, I think Memphis, it looks amazing. Is that OK? Do you want to see that?
Girl: Yeah sure, let’s do it!
Jake: OK, we’ll take two for Memphis please.
Me: Great, I’ll book those now —
Girl: I mean, sure, personally I’d rather watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, but like I said, it’s your birthday. Let’s see Memphis if that’s what you’d prefer.
Jake: Oh, you don’t want to see Memphis?
Girl: No it’s your day, you choose!
Jake: Um, OK. No, actually, I’ve changed my mind. Let’s get two for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Me: Jake mate, you just got played.