Pom-poms

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Customer: Honey, you got pompom? Pampom? Pampam?
Me: Huh?
C: Panton.
Me: Phantom?
C: No, Book of Mormon.
Me: Oh silly me. No, sold out.
C: OK, honey. Where I do my wee?
Me: KFC across the road, honey. Next!

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