Husband and wife.

Standard

Husband: What’s left for tonight?
Me: There’s a list of shows here. If it’s crossed out, it’s sold out.
Husband: Yes but… How are we supposed to know the prices?
Me: Ask me.
Husband: But how do we know what you have left —
Wife: Oh for god’s sake, just look at the list and see for yourself. Make her life easier. She’s got thousands of tourists asking her this crap.
Me: What are you doing later? Do you want to come over? I’ll make us dinner, we can be friends.

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