I’m 8 hours in to a 10 hour shift and I will not be tolerating idiocy.

Standard

Customer: Do you have discounts for Evita?
Me: Tonight best seats at £40.
C: When else can I go?
Me: I don’t know, when are you free?
C: All the time.
Me: Do you live here?
C: Yes, I just want cheaper.
Me: So any day?
C: Any day, it doesn’t matter, just get me cheaper.
Me: OK. Monday, I can do them for £30 instead of £40.
C: Monday?
Me: Yeah.
C: I can’t do Monday.
Me: Well you’d better get out of here quick smart before I set your head alight.

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