Do you think you’re Liam Neeson in “Taken” or something?

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Customer: You look like you’re having a bad day?
Me: I’ve had worse, I’ve had better.
C: Well strap in, because it’s about to get a helluva lot worse. You messed up our tickets, we’re furious. You’ve completely ruined our day. So I want to speak to your manager right now please.
Me: *Checking tickets* OK, firstly, you didn’t buy these tickets from me. You bought them from the company next door. Secondly, when you go next door, I’d suggest opening with a less psychotic level threat.

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