Young couple who appear to be on a date. The man points to a Thriller poster…
Man: Do you know about this guy?
Man: So basically yeah, this guy, he really loved Michael, yeah? Then Michael died, and he decided he was gonna dedicate his life to him, yeah? So he decided he’s gonna put this show on. And he like, trained himself to just be amazing at like, singing and dancing like Michael. Then he gets this show put on and now he does it every night. Apparently he’s meant to be amazing.
Me: None of that is true.