Tales from my comrades in Edinburgh.

Standard

Customer: Will there be singing all the way through the show?
Me: Yes, it’s a 5 hour Opera.

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Handing a customer change from bar, customer leans in and says:
Customer: No, you keep that for your education.

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(Customer hands us a map)
Customer: Can you tell me where I am on this map?
Me: That is a map of Glasgow.

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(There were 3,193 shows playing at the Fringe 2014)
American Customer: Can I buy a ticket to the fringe?

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Me: I can fit in your party over two rows, F & G numbers 8-21 on each row.
Customer: Is F and G near each other?

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