Customer: Will there be singing all the way through the show?
Me: Yes, it’s a 5 hour Opera.
Handing a customer change from bar, customer leans in and says:
Customer: No, you keep that for your education.
(Customer hands us a map)
Customer: Can you tell me where I am on this map?
Me: That is a map of Glasgow.
(There were 3,193 shows playing at the Fringe 2014)
American Customer: Can I buy a ticket to the fringe?
Me: I can fit in your party over two rows, F & G numbers 8-21 on each row.
Customer: Is F and G near each other?