Tales submitted from another long suffering, brave soul.

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Just had a customer pointing at a poster for Top Hat and asking for tickets to “Hot Dog” #CantMakethisShitUp

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Customer: Tickets for Queen?
Me: We Will Rock You?
C: No, the Lion Queen.

#Fml

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Customer: Gobble?
Me: Huh?
C: Tickets for Gobble?
Me: Huh?
C: Shakespeare.
Me: Ohhhh The Globe… Yeah, no.

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Customer pointing to a poster of War Horse.

Customer: Whore House?

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One thought on “Tales submitted from another long suffering, brave soul.

  1. Story of my life…

    ‘Do you have tickets to see the King and I?’
    ‘No, sorry that’s not programmed to show here at the moment’
    ‘Oh but my friend said it was… or was it The King and Lion’

    Can’t. Even. Cope.

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