This could have been the start of a spy thriller movie, but instead…


Man walks in holding his phone out, gesturing for me to take it.

Me: Who is it?
Man: Take it.
Me: Well… Why?
Man: Take it.

I take the phone.

Me: Hello?
Man on phone: You show my friend the square.
Me: Sorry?
Man on phone: He don’t know area, show him the square.

Dead dial tone, the joker has hung up.

Me: Are you looking for Leicester Square?
Man: Don’t know.
Me: Well… What square do you want?
Man: I think Leicester Square.
Me: You’re on it already babe!
Man: Oh.

He walks out. No “thank you”. Typical.


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