Do I look like the Fat Controller?

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Customer: What time’s the last train to Haywood Heath?
Me: Trains run ’til about midnight in London.
C: Haywood Heath isn’t in London, it’s in Brighton.
Me: Do you think I go round memorising train timetables for all of England, or something? Hit the road, bozo.

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