From my colleague, Seany Diva…

Standard

Customer: Are you sure those seats aren’t going to be too far back?
Sean: Yeah, they’re fine. It’s a small theatre and they’ve got a clear view.
C: OK, as long as you’re sure. Because otherwise I’ll come back and kill you.
Sean: Wow. That’s a bit extreme, dear.

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