I don’t know why this annoys me so much, but it does.

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Me: Here’s your tickets. Would you like a map for the theatre?
Customer: Where is it?
Me: Shaftsbury Avenue.
C: Where’s that?
Me: Shall I get you a map?
C: Which way is it?
Me: First right, first left. Want a map?
C: So how do I get there?
Me: EXCUSE MY TEARS, I’M JUST MOURNING ALL THE TIME I’VE LOST BECAUSE YOU WON’T JUST TAKE A BASTARD MAP.

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