Take a chill pill.

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Me: Here’s your tickets. I’ll just get you a map for the theatre —
Woman 1: Oh god, yeah! Where is it?
Woman 2: What’s the theatre called?
Woman 1: How do we get there?
Woman 2: Is it far?
Woman 1: Can we walk it?
Woman 2: Which direction?
Woman 1: Is it round here?
Woman 2: Which way?
Woman 1 and 2: WE MIGHT GET LOST!
Me: Can we just dial this down a notch please? I said I was getting you a map.

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