The Adventures of Gram and his Magic Hot Pocket.

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Middle-aged American couple, pretty average and nondescript. I hand their tickets to the wife, who turns to her husband, Graham, (which she pronounces “Gram”) and says…

Wife: Gram, let’s put these somewhere safe.

*She pulls open his coat and inserts the tickets in to his inside pocket. Then she gasps.*

Wife: Gram! This pocket is ginormous! Oh my god, I’m so jealous. Look how roomy this pocket is, Gram. It’s so handy!

*She then turns to me with a grin.*

Wife: And orgasmic…

*She winks, then they trot off.*

Goodbye wife and Gram – enjoy your lives. And that orgasmic pocket.

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