Please call 0800-my-tropical-bird-won’t-stop-running-away with any information.


An Australian woman in her early 50s.

Me: Can I help?
Woman: Yes, I was wondering if you had any information regarding the whereabouts of my parrot?
Me: Sorry?
Woman: Have you heard anyone talking about a parrot around here? Or have you seen one?
Me: Umm, no…
Woman: He flew away from me on Friday. He was last seen heading from Brewer Street to Piccadilly Circus.
Me: Ah the rotter’s done a runner on you, has he? Well look, I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
Woman: Thanks.


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