A middle-aged, American couple.

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Me: So that’s £62 please. Cash or card?
Man: Sorry?
Me: Cash or card?
Man: What, you don’t accept cash OR card?!
Me: Yeah, I thought I’d wait ’til the end of the transaction to let you know I only accept payment in kind. You’ve got to dance for me now.
Woman: Trust me darling, you don’t want to see him dance – it’s gross.
Me: I like you… But seriously, are you paying by cash or by card?

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