My haunted eyes obviously tell a different story to the words coming out of my mouth.


Customer: How far in advance do we need to book Matilda?
Me: When are you thinking of going?
C: I’m not sure.
Me: OK, well the earliest I currently have is in two day’s time.
C: That soon?
Me: Yeah. I just have two seats left, it’s always full price for this show and their £35 each.
C: Right. That’s it?
Me: Well that’s the earliest date I have. Otherwise give me a date and I’ll look up the availability.
C: *Very quietly* Ummmm I think we’ll shop around because … You’re not very friendly.
Me: You literally don’t know the half of it. But sure, knock yourself out.


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