Burly, hairy, European man.

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Customer: You’re counter is high, isn’t it?
Me: Yeah, I guess so.
C: Makes me feel like a little baby.
Me: Yeah?
C: Hello, I’m so small! Can you see me?
Me: Uh. Yeah, I can.
C: *High-pitched baby voice* Mummy, baby want cuddles. Baby want chocolate!
Me: I don’t know what’s happening.

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