How’s about Planet JOG ON?!

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I’m on the phone to a theatre, relaying prices and seat locations back to my customers stood in front of me. Woman bowls over, barges her way to the front and shouts straight over me as I’m mid-sentence —

Me: *To customer* So you want the stalls seats, I’ll ask if they’re —
Woman: Where’s Planet Hollywood?
Me: *In to phone receiver* Just to check, are those seats clear view? Great. Let me just tell my customer.
Woman: Where’s Planet Hollywood?
Me: *To customer* Yeah they’re clear view for tonight, should be lovely seats.
Woman: Where’s Planet Hollywood?
Me: *In to receiver* Yeah we’ll take those seats please. Thanks a lot.
Woman: Where’s Planet Hollywood?
Me: *To customer* So just to confirm we have two tickets for —
Woman: Where’s Planet Hollywood?
Me: I. Am. On. The. Phone. AND I’m dealing with a customer! I’m also yet to hear you say “please”, so you can go and run head first in to oncoming traffic before you’ll get directions to Planet poxy Hollywood out of me.

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