By all means, move at a glacial pace.

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Customer: Have you got tickets for We Will Rock You?
Me: Yeah, when do you want to go?
C: Pfffffffffffffft. Now you’re asking. Umm… God… Let me think… *Long exhalation, blowing lips out*… Ummmm… I don’t know, you’ve put me on the spot… *Dramatic sigh*… Ummm… God, well… Cha-cha-cha-cha… *Glancing eyes around, hoping there will be a sign sent from above*… I guess… Hmmmm … Tonight?
Me: Tonight? Are you sure? I don’t want you making any hasty decisions…

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