2 + 2 = 5

Standard

Customer: What time does the show start?
Me: 2.30pm.
C: And how long is it?
Me: Two and a half hours.
C: Cool, so finished by 4pm.
Me: Sorry, I don’t sell tickets to people who lack basic addition skills. Good day.

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