Turf Wars.

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There’s been an ongoing feud between my company and a gang of drug dealers, who have been peddling their Class A’s in front of our office. A few weeks ago, we hired a security guard to try and deter them – the drug dealers weren’t having any of it and just battered him. And then this afternoon, the drug dealers upped the ante by PUSHING A HUMAN POO THROUGH OUR LETTERBOX! Just a casual human turd, slipped in to the office. Hahaha! Absolute jokers!

I did actually take a photograph of the offending article, but I’ve decided to spare you all the sight of it…

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