Stop cluttering my mind with your prattle.

Standard

Customer: Do you sell Bodyguard tickets?
Me: I do, yeah.
C: Great. I’ll probably come back.
Me: Cool.
C: I’m staying at the Imperial Hotel on Russell Square.
Me: Is this your way of inviting me over for sex? Because I can’t imagine why else you’d think I’d care where you’re staying.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s