No but seriously, does anybody know?

Standard

Customer: What are you doing here?
Me: Just selling theatre tickets, wondering how my life went so wrong, the usual.
C: Is Jackie Chan dead?
Me: I dunno.
C: He hasn’t made a film in a while, he’s probably dead.
Me: Probably.
C: How much for the Pajama Game?

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