Why are kids such freeloaders?

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Customer: Is it half price for children?
Me: Why yes of course, madam! … Providing they only sit on half a seat, and immediately vacate the premises at exactly halfway through the performance. Otherwise the little rodent can pay the same as everybody else.

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