This is torture.

Standard

Customer: Anything for tonight?
Me: Yeah loads, have you got any preferences?
C: Dirty Dancing.
Me: I’ve got some upper circle for £35.
C: What else is good?
Me: Just depends on your tastes. List some shows and I’ll get you prices.
C: Just anything.
Me: Right, well off the top of my head we’ve got some upper circle seats for Bodyguard at £45. Spamalot is £20, Once is £27.
C: What about Charlie?
Me: Only top price seats left at £80.
C: What about Lion King?
Me: Some stalls seats for £50.
C: *Exasperated sigh* So you haven’t got anything then, we’ll have to give it a miss.
Me: Rot.

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