The signs says, “discounts and half price tickets available”.

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Me: We have best available tickets at £40, discounted from the face value of £69.
Customer: The sign says, “half-price”, that ain’t half price. That’s false advertising, that is.
Me: Yeah well, your wrinkle cream said it would make you look 10 years younger but that didn’t quite pan out either, did it?

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