I am literally just saying 3 numbers. That’s it.

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Customer: How much for Mamma Mia?
Me: £51.
C: We Will Rock you?
Me: £34.
C: Wicked?
Me: £35
C: Mamma Mia?
Me: £51.
C: We Will Rock You?
Me: £34.
C: Wicked?
Me: £35.
C: Did we ask about Mamma Mia?
Me: Once or twice, yeah. £51.
C: We Will Rock You?
Me: £34.
C: Wicked?
Me: £35
C: Mamma —
Me: Sorry to interject, but are you physically incapable of retaining 3 figures? £51, £34, £35. Memorise it or go smack the business end of a pencil up your nostril and through that shrivelled old raisin you call a brain.

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