I <3 Mormon

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Customer: Do you know anything about I Love Mormon?
Me: Book of Mormon?
C: No, it’s called I Love Mormon.
Me: It’s definitely Book of Mormon.
C: No, it’s I Love Mormon. But they draw a love heart instead of writing “love”. So it’s like, “I heart Mormon”.
Me: They have some advertising with that slogan on, but the show is called Book of Mormon. Trust me – I sell tickets for it every single day.
C: Well maybe I want a different show to the one you’re talking about it.
Me: Yeah that must be it. Moving on – can I interest you in tickets for We Will Freddie Murcury Playing a Guitar You?

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