Do I look like Dustin Hoffman?

Standard

Customer: Do you know London well?
Me: Pretty well, yeah.
C: OK, so how do I walk to SW19 1NT?
Me: I said I knew it “pretty well”, I’m not the god damn Rain Man.

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