Knife crime.

Standard

Customer: Is the theatre stabbed?
Me: Stabbed?
C: Stabbed.
Me: Like, with a knife?
C: Oh. Maybe I meant “steps” not “stabbed”.
Me: So your question is, “is the theatre steps”?
C: Yes.
Me: Then I still don’t really know what the hell you’re on about, but sure. Let’s say yes.

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