I’ve just watched a tramp tip toe up to a wheelie bin, casting furtive glances over his shoulder as he crept. He delicately raised the lid, peeked inside, excitedly slammed the lid down, did another quick glance around to check the coast was clear, then grabbed the handle on the bin and pegged it up the street, dragging the bin in his wake.
What was in there? Will he ever be caught? Will I go down with him as an accessory to his crime? Tune in to next week’s episode of Tramp Watch to find out all this and more.