Loosen the purse strings.

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Customer: How much is Spamalot?
Me: I’ve got best seats in the stalls at £30.
C: Anything cheaper?
Me: Upper circle is at £27.
C: Anything in the middle?
Me: What, as in something at £28.50?
C: Yeah.
Me: How about I just give you the £1.50 in cash and you get out of my face?

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