Customer: Remind me of your Lion King prices?
Me: I just have upper circle at £30 and stalls at £50.
C: And how about the balcony?
Me: No, I just have the upper circle or stalls.
C: How about the dress circle?
Me: As I said, I’ve just got upper circle or stalls.
C: How about the bedroom?
C: Did I say that wrong? I meant how about the bathroom?
Me: You’ve lost the plot, babe.