S&M

Standard

Customer: How much for the Lion King?
Me: I’ve just got seats left in the upper circle where you’ll be looking over a safety rail for £35 each.
C: Right. So it’s £35 each and we’ll be laid over a safety barrel, yeah?
Me: That’s right. You’ll be laid over a safety barrel and firmly spanked for the duration of the show.

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