Man 1: You remember Johno, guy with the big hat? Well it was him who nicked my wallet the other night. Apparently he’s been doing it for months. Mary said he nicked her washing off of her washing line as well.
Man 2: Wanker.
Man 1: I’m telling you, he’d better hope he doesn’t see me.
Man 2: Fucking ‘av him.
Gutted they left then, I’d have loved to hear more on the topic of Johno’s “big hat”.