Two teenage girls chatting.
Girl 1: I always wipe my dog’s ninny after she wees, otherwise it drips on the rug. How you not wiping your dog’s ninny, man?
Girl 2: Rah! Why you fingering your dog’s ninny?
Girl 1: You got to, man. It’s dirty if you don’t.
Girl 2: Nah, that ain’t cool. Dog’s wee is not the one.