Take your top off.

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Man: You got top off?
Me: Top off?
Man: Yeah, you got the top off?
Me: I don’t know what you’re saying to me.
Man: Top off, give me top off!
Me: Is there any chance you mean top UP? As in phone credit?
Man: Yeah.
Me: I sell theatre tickets, dear. Now be a good boy and run along.

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