I really like this woman.

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Baby crying in my shop.

Mum: Look, I have other things on my mind right now, so can you just close your eyes and think nice thoughts for a bit?
Baby: *Continues crying because babies are unreasonable.*

5 minutes later, same mother to her daughter of about 7.

Mum: Phoenix, please stop rolling your eyes, you’ve now just moved in to the territory of plain rude. Oh and if any kids make fun of you at school tomorrow, just say to them “yeah I am a lesbian, have you got a problem with that? Because it’s against the law if you do.” Now come on, we’re going.

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