He of course meant “Henry V”…

Standard

Customer: Give me tickets Hairy Fifth.
Me: Hairy Fifth, you say?
C: Yes. Hairy Fifth.
Me: Hairy Clit?
C: Yes.
Me: Hairy Biff?
C: Yes.
Me: Oh I see. Sold out sorry babe.

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