Babe, take a deep breath and gather yourself.

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Customer: I’m looking for a single ticket tonight, and it has to be cheap, for either: Murder, Body Man or Jersey Kings.
Me: Your head’s in the shed, babe. I mean, literally none of those shows exist.

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