ATTENTION WORLD!

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Standing tickets exist. They are a thing. Shocking, but true. Now you know, we can cut out all the valuable minute’s of my life that are wasted listening to you gasping, exclaiming, bemoaning and pontificating, and you can just jump straight to a “yes” or “no”.

I repeat: standing tickets exist.

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