Nah bruv.

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Please don’t come to me twenty minutes before the show starts, and nonchalantly say: “10 for Matilda” with your credit card at the ready, like all you’re doing is casually picking up a loaf of bread. OF COURSE it’s sold out, you lump of useless gristle.

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