All the people I’ve encountered today have been blighted with the reasoning skills of a handheld whisk.

Standard

Customer: How much for 39 Steps tonight?
Me: Best seats for £30.
C: Oh, it’s still got tickets left? So it’s rubbish then, in other words.
Me: You’re so right, babe. Any show with tickets available is rubbish. Perhaps both of our times would be better spent if I listed all of the sold out shows that you definitely won’t be watching?

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