“I’ll have the chicken ramen with a babychino, and make it snappy.”

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Well-to-do parents with their 4 year old in a pushchair.

Mother: Do you think she’d sit still for an entire show?
Father: Well she can be very head strong, it’s hard to say.
4yo: I don’t want to see a show, take me to Wagamama’s.
Mother: Oh but darling, we can go to Wagamama’s later. Don’t you think a show would be fun?
4yo: I WANT WAGAMAMA’S NOW!
Father: OK darling, don’t get upset. We’ll just go to Wagamama’s then.
Me: Excuse the intrusion, I just feel duty bound to tell you that you are in the process of raising a massive twat.

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3 thoughts on ““I’ll have the chicken ramen with a babychino, and make it snappy.”

  1. bob

    maybe the kids hungry and has just spent the day being dragged round doing boring crap. If some one suggested spending 2 hours watching a show i had no interest in, while i was hungry I might be a little pissed off too. Maybe the kid is being raised by massive twats?

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