Well-to-do parents with their 4 year old in a pushchair.
Mother: Do you think she’d sit still for an entire show?
Father: Well she can be very head strong, it’s hard to say.
4yo: I don’t want to see a show, take me to Wagamama’s.
Mother: Oh but darling, we can go to Wagamama’s later. Don’t you think a show would be fun?
4yo: I WANT WAGAMAMA’S NOW!
Father: OK darling, don’t get upset. We’ll just go to Wagamama’s then.
Me: Excuse the intrusion, I just feel duty bound to tell you that you are in the process of raising a massive twat.